A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:
Dear Dad!
No Mony, No Fun
Your Son.
His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very Bad,
Your Dad!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,
Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai,
Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai,
Matlabi Saala!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
meradil…
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.Sardar thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni:p
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Aapki underwear mein kya ha.?............................Elastic hi hoga,naade wali kaun pehnta hai aaj kal.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Wife: Thora aram se karo Express chala rahe ho.Husband: To kiya Mallgari chalaon?Itne main munna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai.JJo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao.
